Stuff my son says

Jacob: Mom! Guess what! On Wednesday, I'm going to be the TEACHER'S HELPER!!!

Me: Wow, Jake! You sound really excited about that - I'm so happy you're so excited to help out!

Jacob: Ya! I think about it in my DREAMS!!

Stuff my son says

Over a container of strawberry yogurt:

Jacob: "What's in this, mama?"
Mom: "Strawberries and yogurt"
Jacob: "Is it for gentlemen?"