Stuff my son says

Jacob: "Mommy, where was I when you were 3 years old?"
Mommy: "You didn't exist yet!"
Jacob: "Was I in your tummy?"
Mommy: "No - you were nowhere...you weren't alive yet!"
Jacob: "But where was I??"
Mommy (at a loss): "Um, you were with God."
PAUSE
Jacob: "Is God a babysitter?"

Stuff my son says

Mommy: "But I thought you didn't like dinosaurs, Jacob"
Jacob: "I like them when they're happy."